Thursday, November 5, 2009
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Announcement
His eyes lit up like a Christmas tree as he gazed in amazement at his forearm which is perched in a horizontal position as if checking the time. He looks toward the girls and states it again, with an even more convincing tone:
They are not amused, and I don't think they quite knew to what he was referring. He looked at his buddy, Whit, across the desk from him and - with a giggle - tried to one-up him (since Whit just announced that he's already six years old):
Whit just kept talking about whatever it was he was talking about. Not impressed at all. I was impressed, though, and gave Hudson a sweet squeeze. And, yes, there are little dark brown slivers of silken hair scattered over those little arms.
Randy just came home . . . I heard Hudson greet him at the door, arm poised . . .
Monday, October 26, 2009
Say What?
While driving to school this morning:
H: I wonder if someone should tell those people they have construction paper on their house?
Me: Construction paper? Where?
H: Right there! (He points to a house that has it's front porch wrapped in that yellow crime scene tape; guess he's see it used at construction sites as well!)
While helping Hudson finish up in the shower tonight, he starts singing opera music. I don't really notice at first, I just keep soaping his little body. After a few minutes, Olivia walks in and asks if this is a "soap opera". Hudson says that it is, and he keeps doing his best tenor voice. Olivia turns to me and says, "A soap opera is an opera sung in the bath when you feel all soapy, clean and relaxed, right?" At this point I realize they are serious. Unfortunately, I burst her (soap!) bubble and let her in on the fact that a soap opera is a not-very-nice TV show that's often showing things we don't need to watch. Kind of ironic isn't it?
After baths, we made hot chocolate and watched the first few performers on Dancing with the Stars. It showed one of the dancers receiving a massage after rehearsal. Olivia, knowing how much I don't like massages, says with a smirk, "Oh, Momma. Wouldn't that feel good?" Before I could reply, Hudson -- who's studying this massage thing rather intently -- says in a complete dead-pan tone, "Yeah, that would feel great. I haven't had a massage in weeks." I just had to crack up!!!
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Puppy Love
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Rescue Me
Olivia and I used to go to that Chick-Fil-A a lot. Sometimes we'd picnic on a blanket in the grassy areas of their parking lot (I keep a tablecloth in my van for such times); sometimes we'd sit inside if the harpist was playing (crazy, but true); most of the time, we ate by the windows where we could see the ultimate reward for eating a good lunch ... the outdoor Climbing Tower of Glee. She learned to scale the ropes and levels with precision and grace; it took a while, though, as she was rather rotund in those early years. She'd actually roll up onto the platforms - so cute!
I think she was not quite three when this episode occured. She ate her lunch; we went outside; she met a new friend (always); and proceeded to climb to the top. Where she stayed. For a long time. I'm enjoying the sunshine; eaves-dropping on all the other conversations; admiring the babies around me; not realizing she hadn't come down in a while. After about 30 minutes of play time, it was time for us to go.
I go to the side of the tower and in my best sing-songy mommy voice say, "Oliviaaaaaa. Time to say good-bye to Chick-Fil-A. Come down please."
She almost always came down on first request. Not this time. I wait about 15 seconds or so, and I do it again to make sure she heard me.
"Oooolliiivvviiiiaaaaaa. Come to mommy"
From the depths of the tower, I hear, "I can't."
Now, this is a control issue. She COULD come down. She'd done it plenty of times before. She just didn't WANT to come down. Her new friend of the moment sends a report, "She's stuck."
"Olivia are you stuck?" I ask.
"Uh huh. Come get me." I was NOT going to climb up there this day. I was wearing a skirt, and she knew that if I had to climb up there that I wasn't going to be happy. I'm not petite, and I'm more likely to get stuck than she was.
"Olivia, you are not stuck; I can see you. Come down, please."
"No. I don't want to come down. I'm stuck, so I have to stay."
"Olivia Grace, this is not an option. Come down now, please. Mommy does not want to climb up there."
Here come the tears. Big ones. Loud ones. The eaves-dropping tables have turned.
I let her cry for probably half a minute. Seemed like 10. I could feel the redness climbing up my neck with much more agility than I was about to display. Sweat slid down my back faster than a three-year-old on the curly-q slide.
"Olivia, mommy is not coming up there. You have got to come down to me, and come down now. Please." I was trying to use my manners in front of the mommies.
More tears. Big ones. Loud ones. At this point, the ordeal had been going on about 5 minutes. Seemed like 30.
Realizing that I needed to end this battle. I hiked up my skirt, kicked off my shoes, and proceeded to bump and grind my way to my little perched preschooler. I had done this before, and I vowed this was the ABSOLUTE LAST time.
And it was.
So today, as I pulled into that Chick-Fil-A ... where me and my Little O used to go ... I looked at the Climbing Tower of Glee, and I wanted to rescue her. I wanted her to have a full tummy of nuggets, lemonade in the corners of her lips, and little sparkly shoes stowed in the cubby of the play area.
But, I can't go backwards. And she's moving foward at warp speed. But when she needs rescuing, I'm gonna be there. Skirt and all.
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Not a Sub
Me: Hudson, was Mrs. Prine back in class today?
H: Yes, and boy were we glad to see her.
Me: But you had nice substitute teachers while she was out.
H: No, we had SIDE-KICK teachers, not whatever that word was you said.
Friday, August 28, 2009
Match Maker
Tonight was the first home football game of the season at CAK ... vs. SEYMOUR (our alma mater) of all teams! There was a "new family welcome dinner" prior to kick-off, and I met Randy and the kids there so we could have dinner together. After dinner, we all went to the stands, and they sat near me (I was in the pressbox); them sitting still in one spot lasted the first half of the first quarter.
Our playgrounds are adjacent to our football stadium and are staffed so the children can play with some supervision while the adults visit & watch the game. Funny how a trip to the bathroom turned into me not seeing Randy and the kids until well after half-time! Yep, Hudson figured out the playground option. So, Randy checked the kids in at the gate and he found several of our Seymour friends to visit with along the fence line at the field.
Apparently, once in the playground area, Hudson found a friend from his class (Whitt, whom Hudson actually calls Went), and they were off and running. Olivia perched herself atop of some play equipment to scope out someone her age to play with. Most everyone, she noticed, already had a buddy. She was okay with that, but really wanted to connect with someone. She scaled down to the ground and found Hudson; she shared her dilemma with him. He said, "Don't worry, Sissy. I'll find someone just your size for you." Rememer, this is Mister Bashful we're talking about here.
Hudson has always tried to guess the age of other kids by "mentally measuring" them. If he can count to 10 as he scans them with his eyes from head to toe, then they must be 10 years old. If the scanning process ends in a count to 7, then the child must be 7 years old. Such logic! So, he scans Olivia to confirm her age (I'm serious), and he starts his search. After a few minutes, he comes back to her with this announcement: "Okay, I've found a girl who I think is your age and your grade and she looks like she'd like to play with you." He points out the girl to Olivia, and Olivia makes her move. She says: "This might sound crazy, but my brother thinks you and I might have fun playing together. My name is Olivia; I'm 10 and in the 5th grade." The girl replies, "Sure, let's play! My name is Rebecca; I'm 9 and in the 4th grade."
The little fella was just about right! Isn't that crazy? Well, it gets better. After a bit, Rebecca tells Olivia that two very nice 5th grade girls are in the playground area, and she thinks they'd like to meet her. Introductions are made, and a little 10-year-old-trio is born. The evening ends in hugs, the two CAK girls giving Olivia a balloon as a little gift, and all saying "see you at the next game" ... so sweet ... thanks to our miniature match-maker!
Monday, August 24, 2009
Kindergarten Kapers
1st Day
Me: So, what did you think of Kindergarten?
H: I can handle this, mom. All we did was color, have snack, go on the playground ... AND ... there's NO HOMEWORK!
2nd Day
H: This tucking in the shirt thing is killin' me!
3rd Day
H: Mom, there's this blue thing at the water fountain that "scans" people when they take a drink.
Me: Really? Are you sure? I can't think of what that would be for.
H: I think it's to check for villans.
4th Day
H: I had a good day, but I'm pretty sure I haven't learned to read yet.
5th Day
H: We're going to dress up as presidents one day.
Me: For President's Day?
H: Nope. Just for a regular day. My president costume will be green.
Me: Green? Why green?
H: That's the color of all the statues of the dead ones.
More to come. Stay tuned!
Friday, July 3, 2009
Softball Tournament
It was an awesome moment for her ... for all of us, really. So proud!
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Through Their Eyes ...
One from Hudson ...
Olivia went to softball camp at UT Monday - Wednesday. Hudson stayed with Nana on Monday and had this little conversation:
N: "I sure hope Olivia is having fun playing ball today."
H: "She's not playing ball; she's gone to COLLEGE to go CAMPIN'."
One from Olivia ...
A car passed us that had some sort of business advertised on it. Pretty sure it was with magnets, but it could have been those large cling things. Anyway, here's what she said (and she rambled just as I've typed it; and, yes, I had a difficult time responding with a straight face!):
O: "Mom, there's something I just don't get. You know sometimes when we're at South-Doyle High School for like basketball or something? Well, there are these cars there ... and I know it's a really big deal when you learn how to drive and that you're all about letting people know 'HEY, I'M DRIVING NOW' but I don't understand why kids would want to junk-up their cars by putting these HUGE stickers all over them that say "STUDENT DRIVER". I mean, wouldn't just one small one be enough, and do you really want people to know that you're still not a really good driver yet?"
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Merry Maid
Saturday, June 6, 2009
This little rhyme of mine
The Gift
I saw you today.
You were in my hands
As I fastened tiny buttons
And played pat-a-cake . . . again.
I heard you today.
You were in my voice
As I sang silly songs, read another story,
And told her how much I love her.
I felt you today.
You were in my heart
As it ached when she cried
And swelled when she reached for me.
I missed you today.
You were in my thoughts
As I searched for answers to questions
I never thought of until now.
I thanked you today.
For being wonderful parents and
For instilling in me the desire of
Wanting to “be the mommy” one day.
I loved you today.
Just as I have every day.
It’s because of you, I am who I’ve become.
A daughter. A wife. A mother.
Thank you for this gift.
-- Amy Williams
November 1999
Plans ...
Once married, I thought I knew my career path. My plan was okay. God's plan was better.
Once into my career, I thought we'd have children right away. A whole bunch of 'em! My plan was a dead end. God's plan was glorious.
Once pregnant with child #1, I was confident that I could go back to work ... just couldn't leave my job. God's plan was certain ... just couldn't leave my little girl.
Once child #1 entered school, a Christian education was a wish, a hope, a plan for the future. God knew the future.
Once child #2 was well into school, going back to work seemed possible ... but only on my terms -- to work during the school day, during the school year, with summers free ... just to help pay for the extras and to be with my children. God was two steps ahead.
Child #2 starts school this year. Didn't think I was ready to go back -- too soon. But, the door was opened ... part-time job at a Christian school. Not just ANY school, but THE ONE we had considered all along.
God is good. He is faithful. He is true. He knows the desires of our hearts; He is amused by our plans ... Jer 29:11 (NIV) "For I know the plans I have for you," declares the Lord, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."
Me. Trusting. Praising. Giggling with my Heavenly Father for His impeccable timing and love for little 'ole me.
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Dis(ney)appointed ...
I let her skip 1/2 day on the day of the Knox County track event because I knew those not at the event would not be doing anything too academic. So, I scheduled time for us to have lunch, go to the Cupcakery for dessert, and then off to get her haircut in Maynardville -- yes, Maynardville, but that's another story. The plan was unfolding perfectly until I locked my keys in my car when we made a quick stop at the paper store on our way to get cupcakes after lunch. Randy had to come rescue us all the way from Maryville. Not good, but we rewarded him with a red velvet cupcake - we killed our waiting time by walking there and back, yes, on Kingston Pike. His one comment was, "This is what you get for skippin' school." Very funny.
Anyway, with haircut rescheduled for a little later, we start the drive to Maynardville and were running ahead of our new schedule. Get to the last leg of the trip and I make a wrong turn - the Garmin wasn't on; I was using my spiritual gift of navigation. So, now we're running late to the appointment. Once there, I whisk Olivia in and run back to the car to grab my checkbook - plastic not accepted here - and to get a Food Chopper our stylist had ordered on our last visit. I'm apologizing profusely for our crazy afternoon and start to write my check while O's enjoying her shampoo. Yep, you guessed it, there are NO CHECKS in my checkbook. Gracious! I ask Laura if she'll trade a Food Chopper for a haircut. She agrees. Whew! And, yes, I had brought her a cupcake, too. Afterward, on the way to pick up Hudson from Katherine's, I miss the exit for Chapman Highway and end up going toward our house instead. Had to alter plans once again.
Later that night, we saw Olivia's teacher at the ball field. I shared our story with her, and she said, "That's what you get for skippin' school!" Dejavu? Too bad I was all out of cupcakes.
SOOOOOOOO ... we've had this trip to Disney planned for months. It was originally scheduled to take place during Spring Break, but that foiled with the house flood. You'll have to go back to eariler posts to read up on all of that fun. This trip required that Olivia miss the last day and a half of school as we left on Wednesday night after Randy got off from work. Hudson has been dealing with a little cough since around the 23rd-ish of April ... no fever, no other symptoms, just an annoying allergy cough. Last week, Randy fell ill and it is thought that he had walking pneumonia. Great. Hudson was definitely exposed to this even though we tried to keep everyone apart as much as possible. We even put H on an antibiotic just in case, and he was prescribed a steroid to make the cough finally disappear. He had been seen by his doctor several times over the last couple of weeks, so this was the final option - and one that usually works.
Driving down I-75 Wednesday night, Randy quickly became concerned that H's cough sounded bad ... deep, frequent, more than an allergy. But, still no other symptoms. We keep driving. We make it to Cordele, GA, and find a hotel for the night; we load Hudson up on his medications and do a breathing treatment. He coughs a lot. A whole lot. Randy didn't sleep hardly at all, and I think H finally got about 4 hours worth. Randy is more concerned. I'm trying to stay optimistic. People go to Disney all the time with much more serious health issues, right?
We call the doctor's office, and they want to see H ... tomorrow. "Tomorrow" is our first day at the parks! It's breakfast at the Castle, parades, clear balloons with Mickey ears inside and rides on Pirates of the Caribbean and Small World. It's not a drive back to Knoxville. We decide to visit a walk-in clinic instead. Sweet doctor there said H's lungs sounded clear and that we were doing all we could do.
Tough decision.
Kids, crying in the back seat.
Adults, weighing out pros and cons.
Me, being supportive of whatever Randy decides (this was hard, thanks A.T. for help!).
Randy, torn between his head and his heart.
Heart wins. We keep driving south.
Finally check-in at our Disney resort around 5:30 p.m. Hudson is coughing so much that he can't finish a sentence. We unpack the car; I unpack all the luggage and set up our room. Randy takes the kids to the hotel playground ... H's cough makes all the other parents gather their kids and leave. Great. We go to Downtown Disney (in the rain) to visit the Lego store and to grab some dinner. Same thing happens at the Lego place ... parents looking at us like we're insane and steering their children away from us.
Still, hoping for improvement, we do medications and breathing treatments ... even hook up the humidifier we brought from home. Everyone is in bed. Olivia goes to sleep. Hudson proceeds to cough ... a lot. Me, awake. Randy, awake. After two+ hours of incessent coughing, I give in to reason ...
"I'm done making lemonade," I announce in the dark.
"What?" Randy asks, sure that I'm talking in my sleep.
"I'm done making lemonade," I say very confidently.
"I have no idea what you mean," says sweet husband.
"I'm done making lemonade out of these lemons. I vote that we go home."
"I couln't agree more"
Decision made.
Adults in harmonious agreement
Kids bawling.
Adults reassuring the sick little brother that this isn't his fault. Lots of hugs.
Adults comforting the healthy big sister that she is special and that this is for the best. Lots of hugs.
Morning dawns and kids are happy. After some calls to the front desk and to the Disney travel people, we rebooked for later in the summer. I repack all of our belongings, and we head north on I-75, arriving in Knoxville at 11 p.m. The doctor's office opens for us on Saturday, and H's cough is due to severe reflux - treatable with a short-term liquid diet and long-term doses of Zantac.
Today is Sunday. H's cough is still present, but much more infrequent. Breakfast at the Castle reservations are secured for trip #2. We have the next few days with little plans since we weren't expecting to be here ... came home to a clean house, clean sheets, and very little laundry. Unpacking seemed almost hilarious -- how many times can I fold/hang these same clothes this week?
I called Olivia's teacher today ... mainly to see when she's scheduled softball camp for this summer as I thought it was this week ... but also to hear her laugh. And she did. And she said, "That's what you get for skippin' school!" Thanks, Wendy.
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Finally ... Easter!
Friday, April 24, 2009
Sacrifical Rabbit
A few minutes later when we were getting in the van to go to school, he told me he wanted to go see the bunny. It was still there, but it hopped away as Hudson hopped toward it. He got in the van, and the following conversation took place ...
H: Mom, I think you need to discuss (big word!) with daddy us getting a bunny.
Me: Really?
H: Yes. I think we need one to keep at our house.
Me: Okay, but I don't think daddy is going to like that idea.
(we're now at the front of our subdivision where we can see a rabbit in a hutch at the house across the road)
H: I can see their bunny in its house!
Me: Yep, it's a bunny kind of day.
H: Of course, if we got a bunny, we'd have to SACRIFICE it.
Me: (not really believing what I just heard) What? Sacrifice it?
H: Yeah, you know, kill it.
Me: I know what it means, but why would you want to do that to a rabbit?
H: 'Cause that's what you do to rabbits ... you sacrifice them.
Me: What ever gave you that idea?
H: That song that daddy sings.
My mind is racing at this moment trying to put the pieces to this puzzle together. Going out on a limb I say ...
Me: Is it this song, (doing my best Elmer Fudd)"Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit ..."?
H: Yes! That's the song!
I was laughing so hard and still get cracked up when I think of this!
Friday, April 3, 2009
My Favorite Flower
Stains
H: Mom, does orange juice have stains in it?
Me: Sometimes. It depends on the fabric.
H: Okay.
Me: Why? Did you spill some on your pants?
H: No . . .
(I look at him with my 'mom look' with one eyebrow raised thinking he's not telling the truth)
H: (big smile here) . . . I spilled it on my shirt!
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Heavenly Hot Dogs
H: (with a mouth full of food) Time for a bite of this wiener.
Me: It's a hot dog, and I'm glad you're eating a good lunch.
H: Yep, my lunch is good, but I think they called them 'weieners' back in Jesus' time.
Me: They didn't have hot dogs in Jesus' time that we know of.
H: Aw, fooey. (looking sad)
Me: What's wrong?
H: (pointed up toward the ceiling)
Me: Are you pointing to heaven?
H: Yes.
Me: You were hoping Jesus has hot dogs in heaven?
H: Yes, so I can eat them there, too.
Me: Sweet boy, there will be wonderful foods in heaven -- including hot dogs -- and you can eat nuts and wheat there, no allergies! God's table will be full of yummy things for you to eat.
H: Yay!! Hot dogs in heaven!!
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Souvinier Shopping
(The kids in the lookout tower at the Creative Discovery Museum)
(This is a replica Civil War cannon poised outside the gift shop; this pic was taken prior to the above-mentioned incident; Hudson is pouting only because climbing on the cannon wasn't his idea first. Gracious!)
After the battlefield stop, we toured around Lookout Mountain a little while -- the homes up there are amazing, and we saw the signs for Rock City so we decided to check that out. About half-way into winding toward this tourist mecca, we noticed that the signs for Rock City also included a Starbucks sign. No kidding! We thought this was hilarious, and there really is a Starbucks at Rock City -- built out of rock across from the entrance to the park.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Pirates!
Friday, March 6, 2009
Hudson Dancing
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Nana's Macaroni 'n Cheese
Dangerous stuff I tell you ...
Nana's Macaroni 'n Cheese
8 oz. macaroni noodles, boiled and drained1 large can of Carnation milk
1 1/2 cups milk
1 tsp. salt
1 stick butter, melted
1 1/2 cups shredded sharp cheddar cheese*
1 egg, lightly beaten
paprika
Coat the inside of a large crock pot with non-stick spray. In a large bowl, combine the noodles, both milks, salt, butter, 1 cup of the cheese and the egg; stir until combined. Pour this mixture into the crock pot. Add the rest of the cheese on top and sprinkle with paprika. Cook 3 1/2 hours on low heat.
* she's been known to use any combination of cheese including velveeta, American, and even canned cheese soup (this makes it really good)
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Let's Go to the Hop!
Monday, February 9, 2009
Blueberry Cream Cheese Coffeecake
Blueberry Cream Cheese Coffeecake
½ c. butter, softened
1 ¼ c. sugar
2 large eggs
2 c. all-purpose flour
1 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. salt
¾ c. milk
¼ c. water
2 c. fresh blueberries
8 oz. cream cheese cubed then softened
½ c. all-purpose flour
½ c. sugar
2 tbsp. grated lemon zest
2 tbsp. butter
Mix ½ c. butter at medium speed until creamy; gradually add 1 ¼ c. sugar, mixing well. Add eggs one at a time, mixing until blended after each one.
Combine 2 c. flour, baking powder and salt in a medium bowl; stir well. In a separate bowl, combine milk and water and stir. Add flour mixture to butter mixture alternately with milk mixture, beginning and ending with the flour. Mix at low speed after each mixture is added.
Once combined, gently fold in blueberries and cream cheese. Pour batter into a greased 9-inch square pan.
Combine ½ c. flour and remaining ingredients; stir well with a fork until crumbly. Sprinkle over batter. Bake at 375-degrees for 50 – 55 minutes or until golden.
Saturday, February 7, 2009
The Flood - Part 2
Saturday, January 31, 2009
I Am Stuck On Band-Aid, 'Cause Band-Aid's Stuck on Me!
Fact: Hudson HATES band-aids. Would rather bleed to death or die of infection.
Background: Olivia went for a physical on Thursday and got a shot in each arm and her finger pricked. This equals three band-aids.
Tonight the kids were snuggled up in Olivia's bed during prayer time. I was giving each of them hugs and tickles, and I apparently grazed the spot on Olivia's right arm where her injection had been. The band-aid is, of course, still there.
O: (whining) Ow, Mom, that's my sore spot.
Me: Olivia, that was three days ago. It shouldn't hurt anymore. On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad did those shots really hurt?
O: Only about a 6.
Me: I'm so proud of you for not crying with your shots. See, you're becoming more brave! Now, how about we take those band-aids off?
O: Noooo!
H: Sissy is afraid of taking band-aids off.
Me: She is?
H: Yes. And I'm afraid of putting band-aids on.
That's my boy. Always calls 'em like he sees 'em!
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Ayer-pray Ime-Tay
Me: "O-nay."
O: "Why-ay?"
Me: "It-ay is-ay ayer-pray ime-tay." (It is prayer time.)
O: "Why-ay?"
Me: "Ecause-bay it-ay is-ay ate-lay. Ow-nay ray-pay" (Because it is late. Now pray.)
O: closed her eyes; . . . silence . . .
Me: I peek at her; she peeks back
O: I probably shouldn't pray in Pig Latin, huh Mom?
Me: (grinning) Probably not . . . although, He would still understand you!